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The Real Man’s Travel Guide to Koh Samui Thailand

Welcome to the Gods of Thailand insider guides for Koh Samui. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, hottest Thai girls, sex in Samui, and much more.

Fitness Centers and Gyms on Koh Samui Thailand

One of the bad things about living in Thailand is that it’s very easy to get lazy. It’s so easy to eat out, party, sleep in, pick up girls, etc… that you’ll find yourself o...

What is an Average Day of Living on the Island of Koh Samui Thailand?

On my most recent trip to America, I was constantly asked, “What do you do all day in Thailand?” Many had their theories, my favorite being, “Drinking all day and fucking who...

Intro to Koh Samui Thailand – #1 Place to Live Like a God on a Budget

Koh Samui Thailand has often been called the best place in Asia to, “Retire and Live Like a King on a Budget.” It’s perfect for anyone seeking the “Gods of Thailand” li...

Nightlife, Party Life, and the Women of Koh Samui Thailand

Koh Samui is a large and small island at the same time. In regards to size, it is Thailand’s third largest island after Phuket and Ko Chang. When it comes to the nightlife of S...

Plan an Unforgettable Night in Koh Samui Thailand

So you only have one night in Koh Samui Thailand and don’t want to waste it. What do you do? Never fear, the Gods of Thailand are here for you. Follow all or some of our adv...

Where to Stay in Koh Samui Thailand – Part 1

In Samui you have many choices of locations on where to stay. Below is a list of the areas we recommend to stay and the areas we do not. Do Not Stay Near: – Nathon – ...

Where to Stay in Koh Samui Thailand: Apartments in Samui – Part 2

In our last article, Where to Stay in Koh Samui Thailand – Part 1, we talked about the pros and cons of each major city in Samui. Now that you have an idea of what area you wou...

Day Tour of Koh Samui Thailand – What to See and NOT to See

“We did one of those paid tours of Samui and it absolutely sucked. You were right.” “I know I was right. But did you at least hike up the waterfalls or see the Big Budda?...