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The Real Man’s Travel Guide to Koh Samui Thailand

Welcome to the Gods of Thailand insider guides for Koh Samui. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, hottest Thai girls, sex in Samui, and much more.

Are There Soapy Massages on Koh Samui Thailand?

We get emailed this question a couple times every month, so to save our future readers from doing the same, here is the answer to: Are there any Soapy Massage Shops on Samui Thaila...

Where To Pickup Foreign Girls on Samui Thailand

Some men simply don’t like Asian women or like a little variety. If this sounds more like you, then there are plenty of “white” women traveling to Samui from all over the wor...

Mojito Madness on Koh Samui – Fridays at W Resort

This is something that I like to do once every month when I’m on Koh Samui. Every Friday, the W Retreat Koh Samui hosts “Mojito Madness”, where you have 3 hours of unlimite...

Where to Meet Good Girls on Koh Samui Thailand

“Good girls” are everywhere on Koh Samui. But if you don’t know where to look, you can be overwhelmed by the amount of “hookers” and you may come to the incorrect conclus...

List of GoGo Clubs on Koh Samui Thailand

Koh Samui isn’t the land of GoGo Clubs, Pattaya and Bangkok hold that title. However, there are four main GoGo’s worth checking out when you are here. 1: Dream Girls The most...

The Best Muay Thai Kick Boxing Schools on Koh Samui Thailand

As many of you know, I’ve called Koh Samui my home for many years. The beaches are nice, the parties are even nicer, and it’s a great place to sit back and enjoy life in Thai...

10 Fun Things To Do During The Day on Koh Samui Thailand

Sex isn’t the only thing that Thailand has to offer. There are plenty of things to do during that day that are not sex related. Below is a list of things worth doing on Koh Sam...

Where are Special Massage Shops on Koh Samui Thailand

When traveling to Samui, you’ll find that there are A LOT of massage shops everywhere you look. They are on the beach, on the main roads, and throughout all the towns. So if yo...

5 Best Places Meet Hookers and Prostitutes on Koh Samui Thailand

It’s funny writing this because if you want to meet a Thai Bar girl or GoGo dancer on Koh Samui Thailand, you can meet them almost anywhere just by going out at night. But I’ll...

Travel in Thailand – From Koh Samui To Other Major Cities

To this day Koh Samui is one of my favorite places in Thailand. It’s a great mixture of the island lifestyle with a pretty decent party scene. However as you will quickly find ...