The Real Man’s Travel Guide to Koh Samui Thailand

Welcome to the Gods of Thailand insider guides for Koh Samui. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, hottest Thai girls, sex in Samui, and much more.

Intro to Koh Samui Thailand – #1 Place to Live Like a God on a Budget

Koh Samui Thailand has often been called the best place in Asia to, “Retire and Live Like a King on a Budget.”  It’s perfect for anyone seeking the “Gods of Thailand” li...

Nightlife, Party Life, and the Women of Koh Samui Thailand

Koh Samui is a large and small island at the same time.  In regards to size, it is Thailand’s third largest island after Phuket and Ko Chang. When it comes to the nightlife of S...

Where to Stay in Koh Samui Thailand – Part 1

In Samui you have many choices of locations on where to stay.  Below is a list of the areas we recommend to stay and the areas we do not. Do Not Stay Near: – Nathon – ...

Plan an Unforgettable Night in Koh Samui Thailand

So you only have one night in Koh Samui Thailand and don’t want to waste it.  What do you do? Never fear, the Gods of Thailand are here for you.  Follow all or some of our adv...

Day Tour of Koh Samui Thailand – What to See and NOT to See

“We did one of those paid tours of Samui and it absolutely sucked.  You were right.” “I know I was right.  But did you at least hike up the waterfalls or see the Big Budda?...

When Are The Best Months to Visit Koh Samui Thailand?

Hi Gods of Thailand, I’m planning a trip to Thailand later this year and I really want to visit Koh Samui. But don’t want to sit on the beautiful beaches with shitty weather. W...

Navigo Samui – The Best and Cheapest Taxi for Koh Samui

If you are new to Asia, you probably have never heard the following words before… If you are familiar with Asia, you are probably far too familiar with these words… Taxi Mafia ...

Frisbee Gold, Burritos, and the Best Cheeseburgers on Koh Samui

On my most recent stay on the island of Koh Samui Thailand, I came across a few American ran businesses that were just too good not to mention. Here are my 3 favorite new businesse...

Nok Air – Cheap Flight from Bangkok to Samui

As many of our readers know, Koh Samui is a stunning island and a place that I used to call home. The women are beautiful, prices are cheap, and you have freedom to do as you pleas...

What is The Best Hamburger on Koh Samui Thailand – Q & A

I’m coming to Samui next Thursday and I remember reading on your site some time back about a good place in Lamai that make the best burger in Samui 🙂 can you tell me the n...