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How to Find the Best Soapy Massage Parlors in Bangkok

We’ve written many times on this website talking about the amazing soapy massages in Pattaya. But we’ve only briefly touched on the very nice options to be found in Bangkok. In...

Where to Party for New Year’s Eve in Bangkok

Wow, I just checked my email for the first time in a week and have I A LOT of emails from our readers asking about New Year’s Eve in Bangkok. I’ve celebrated in Bangkok for the...

Meet Flora – Thai Girl of the Month

Hey Guys, High season is officially here in Thailand, and it is time to Party.  Leave the shitty weather behind and get ready for paradise! This is our Thai Lady of the Month, we...

How to Buy Whey Protein in Thailand Without Getting Raped

Throughout the years of living in Thailand, one thing that has constantly annoyed me is the cost of health supplements, especially Whey Protein. I’m far from a fitness guru, but ...

How to Survive Corrupt Police Officers in Thailand [VIP Only]

There are some articles I write that aren’t for the mainstream audience. And this is one of them. For all VIP members, if you plan on partying in Thailand – this is one art...

Meet Whitney – Thai Girl of the Month

Hey Guys, November is here and high season is just around the corner. Which means there will be THOUSANDS of men traveling to Thailand to meet sexy young Thai girls. Which is why ...

3 Best Indoor Rock Climbing Gyms in Bangkok Thailand

Hi Gods of Thailand, I’m planning an adventure trip in Thailand that includes rock climbing, diving, and of course girls.  I’ll be in Bangkok for the first week.  Any good pl...

Meet Jessica – Thai Girl of the Month

Hey Guys, The time has come where we feature our next, Thai Girl of the Month”. Today we are featuring Jessica from Pure Bangkok Escorts. Her looks, silky smooth skin, and ...

How Much Does it Cost to Party in Thailand vs Online Dating?

It’s no secret that I’m a fan of Online dating in Thailand. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, online dating here is NOT the same as in USA! In Thailand you can mee...

How to Get Real Limousine Service in Bangkok and Pattaya

Hi Gods of Thailand, I’m coming to Thailand with some friends and want a limousine to pick us up at the Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport? Any advice on where I can find a legit Limo ...