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Plan an Unforgettable Night in Koh Samui Thailand

So you only have one night in Koh Samui Thailand and don’t want to waste it.  What do you do? Never fear, the Gods of Thailand are here for you.  Follow all or some of our adv...

Day Tour of Koh Samui Thailand – What to See and NOT to See

“We did one of those paid tours of Samui and it absolutely sucked.  You were right.” “I know I was right.  But did you at least hike up the waterfalls or see the Big Budda?...

How to turn a Thailand Freelancer into a Girlfriend

Freelance girls are unavoidable in Thailand.  Some are as easy to spot based on how they dress and act, however a much larger majority are far harder to spot. What separates a fre...

List of Adventure Activities for Phi Phi Islands Thailand

If you aren’t too hung over from the night before, the daytime is as much fun as the night in Phi Phi.  Here are a few things you can consider doing: 1- Chill on the Beach You&#...

Bangkok Thailand – The Famous Party City

Bangkok, not only is it the capitol of Thailand, but it is the place where you will find every type of Thai woman imaginable. You like the good girls, this is your place. You like ...

Intro to Koh Phi Phi Don – Thailand’s Real Party and Adventure Island

For those of you who have not visited the Phi Phi islands, you are missing out.  The island has it all: adventure, women, beautiful beaches, great food, and beach parties. Everyth...

How to Negotiate with Freelance Girls in Thailand – Adult Content

It has happened to us all.  You meet a beautiful Thai girl while out at night.  You see her first at the Irish Pub while watching the game.  You make eye contact, she smiles, an...

What are Thai Freelance Girls – Understanding Thailands Prostitutes

This is a question we have asked ourselves many times over the years, “What exactly is a Thai Freelance girl and how do we understand them? As with everything in life, there ...

2 Unbreakable Laws in Thailand – Follow Them At All Cost

Thailand is a paradise which has something for everyone.  If you like stunning beaches, head to the islands.  If you like the jungle and outdoors, head up north.  And if you lik...

2025 Cost of Living in Thailand | Koh Samui, Bangkok, and Chiang Mai

Can you live like a king in Thailand on a budget? Absolutely! Not only can you live like a king on a budget, but you also have different lifestyle options available to you.  Do yo...

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