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Best Soapy Massage in Chiang Mai Thailand

Chiang Mai is not the land of Soapy Massages, for that you need to go to Bangkok or Pattaya.  However, unlike Koh Samui, there are a few Soapys in Chiang Mai with one that keeps m...

Are Escort Agencies in Thailand Worth It?

There are many different sex options for foreigners traveling to Thailand.  There are hundreds of thousands of beautiful Thai women ranging from: good girls, bar girls, gogo dance...

The Best Website for Online Dating in Thailand

Every year for the last 5 years, a group of friends and I try out the major Thai dating websites to see which one is the best. We rate each website by a variety of factors: –...

Travel in Thailand – From Koh Samui To Other Major Cities

To this day Koh Samui is one of my favorite places in Thailand.  It’s a great mixture of the island lifestyle with a pretty decent party scene. However as you will quickly find ...

3 Smartphone Apps for Sex in Thailand

It wasn’t easy, but recently I finally made the switch from my Blackberry to an Iphone.  Although the Blackberry brought me so much pussy in Thailand, most of the girls are star...

Condoms in Thailand – What You NEED To Know!

Without sugar coating anything, I’ll come out and say it: The condoms in Thailand suck!  Bring your own! This always tops the list of advice I have for men traveling to Thailand...

The 5 Best Shopping Malls in Bangkok Thailand

The below is a list of the best shopping locations in Bangkok Thailand.  Please note that not all these places are actual indoor “malls”, however they are some of the most pop...

How Not To Be Ripped Off By Taxis in Bangkok Thailand

This is quite possibly the biggest complaint people have about Bangkok.  They have a great time partying, shopping, and meeting women.  But getting ripped off by taxi drivers is ...

Should You Send Money To a Thai Girl in Thailand?

A couple years ago my answer to this question would be a firm: FUCK NO! However, as I age and grow more aware of different ways to experience Thailand, the answer to his question h...

Travel in Thailand – From Phuket To Other Major Thai Cities

Phuket by far one of the largest tourist destinations in Thailand and features the second largest international airport in Thailand.  Phuket can be flown into from 50+ internation...