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I Pick Up a Thai Model and am Hit with LMR

“If you go to a club in Bangkok, always get a bottle of hard alcohol instead of buying one beer at a time.  Bottle service comes with a table and will give you enough drinks to ...

Got to Love Bangkok!

The plan was to stay in Bangkok for three days then head to Koh Samui. However, why leave when there is so much fun to be had? This is one of those cases where three days turns int...

First Night Back in Bangkok – WTF Was I Thinking…

She has her finger to her lips signaling me to be quiet.  She thinks she is being quiet…she thinks she is being smooth. A couple minutes later my friend says, “You do realize ...

My Final Story – How I Almost Died in Thailand

This is the my final story… The time has come when I will be retiring.  It has been great reliving and sharing my Thailand experiences with each and every one of you.  But...

How to Make 20 Dollars in 20 Minutes with Fiverr

A couple of weeks ago I was having lunch with a friend in Thailand.  I told him about the website and about the book that will teach people how to escape the shitty 9 – 5 world ...

I Take a Champagne Shower and Meet the One Who Got Away

Believe it or not, there was a time when yours truly, me, didn’t know of the diamonds held within Bangkok. There was a time when I made all the mistakes most new comers to Bangko...

Hangover Part 2 | Movie Review

Such a shame, Hangover 2 sucks! I had high hopes for this movie. Not only was the first Hangover movie one of the best comedies of our time, but this movie had the potential to sho...

I Go Hunting for my Stolen Wallet in Thailand

This is a story of reputation, drunkenness, and robbery at its finest! And as with all great stories, it began in the most innocent way…meeting my friend’s family… On this ni...

Tip – How to Check Cinema Movie Times in Thailand

Thailand has some of the nicest movie theaters in the world.  If you have spare time, make sure you stop by and see the newest release.  Prices are one-third the cost back home o...

I Learn the Power of Two Coconuts and Sex

It feels good to be back to Koh Samui Thailand again.  After a two month break from Thailand it was time to return to my second home.  And what better to way to celebrate a home ...