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Should You Marry a Thai Hooker – Fuck No!

In Thailand they have a very common catch phrase, “You can take the girl out of the bar, but you can’t take the bar out of the girl.” Which can be easily translated into, “...

How To Get a Virgin in Thailand

I recently received the below email: I am from India i will be visiting Thailand shortly. I want a virgin, what will the charges be. Please let me know My response was simple, “G...

Miss May – Thai Girl of the Month

Hey Guys, It’s a new month and that means we have a new girl from Bangkok Escort .com to introduce… Meet Miss May of 2013… Bowie is a petite girl that should not be missed ou...

Q & A – Black Men Visiting Thailand

I’ve received a few different variations to this question the last couple months, so I’ve decided to answer on the website: The question can be summed up like this, “What kin...

Simple Method – Sex With Good Girls in Bangkok Thailand

Hey Everyone, It’s the beginning of May and I’m having an amazing time in Bangkok. There are a few new hot spots that I’ve been trying out to great success…more on that soo...

How to Buy Tailored Made Suits in Bangkok Thailand

At end of my first trip to Thailand in 2007, I bought a custom made tailored suit for 100usd. While a friend bought a lower quality suit for 300usd. Every year when I go back to th...

Miss April – Thai Girl of the Month

Hope everyone is having a great April.  Right now I’m sitting on the beautiful island of Koh Samui waiting for the Songkran Festival which is always great fun.  Imagine the tom...

How to Convince Thai Girls to Have Sex on Camera in Thailand [VIP]

This is a question by one of our readers that I enjoyed so much, I even wrote this post about it. Although I have no desire to be a porn star in Thailand, which I believe is “tec...

Should I Carry a Knife for Safety in Thailand?

As many of you know, I believe Thailand is one of the safest places in the world to travel.  (Much safer than many of the cities in the United States.) However, I also don’t sug...

Miss March – Thai Girl of the Month

Hello Everyone, It’s March and besides this being a GREAT time of the year to visit Thailand, we will also reveal our Thai Girl of the Month. Our Miss March is… August works fo...