2013 Complete Bangkok Nightclub Reviews

If you’ve ever wondered what nightclubs you should visit in Thailand and which ones you should skip… you’re not alone.

We’ve spend years researching this exact question and now you have our answer…

Don’t waste your time at shitty clubs full of ugly girls or those that only like Thai guys. Go to the night clubs where attractive Thai women go to meet men just like you.

Below are reviews of every club that we consistently go to and our no-bullshit description of what it’s really like.

Enjoy!

REGULAR CLUBS THAT CLOSE AT 2:30AM:

Route 66 (RCA)*
One of our favorite clubs in Bangkok for Friday and Saturday nights. Bottles are cheap (45usd) and this club attracts attractive university students. Weekdays are hit or miss. However, weekends will be completely packed. Get there before midnight to claim a well-placed table outside.

Levels (Soi 11)*
Our pick for the best nightclub for 2013. Come here on Friday and Saturday nights before midnight. You’ll find many beautiful “good girls” looking to meet foreigners, but be sure to dress to impress. The women here tend to have good paying jobs are classy. Dress to impress.

No cover charge.

Insanity – Formally known as Insomnia (Sukhumvit Soi 12)
Still one of our top freelancer clubs. Great place to go on weekdays. Weekends tend to be filled with too many men. Good choice for Sunday to Thursdays.

Narz (Sukhumvit Soi 23)
Has potential on Friday and Saturdays, however has recently turned into an only Thai friendly club. If you want to meet women, stay away from the downstairs club and focus on the upstairs club. If there aren’t many people by midnight, cut your loses and move to a different club.

Slim (RCA)
Hot girls here on weekdays, completely packed on weekends. You will hit a medium amounts of Thai racism. All good girls. No hookers.

Not easy to pull pussy, but the effort will be worth it if you succeed.

Flix (RCA)
The drug club of RCA. About 70% of the people in this club are high on E or something else. Also, pretty racist against foreigners. Don’t waste your time here.

Qbar (Soi 11)
Going downhill. This club attracts overpriced hookers and gold diggers. Small and fairly boring. Has some potential on weekends or when events are being promoted.

Bed Supper Club (Sukhumvit Soi 11)
Overpriced drinks and women. Cool design but that’s about it. There are much better and cheaper places in Bangkok than this Bed Supper Club.

Climax (Sukhumvit Soi 11)
Not what it was. The women are getting less attractive and now Climax Club is only attracting low quality hookers and very few good girls.

Funky Villa (Thong Lor)
Thai racist club. If you want to feel what it is like to be completely out of place and get shut down MANY times until you find a girl who will talk with you, come here.

Safe House (Thong Lor)
VERY hot Thai college girls are here. But expect a massive amount of Thai racism. As with all clubs in Thong Lor, don’t waste your time. Go where you are appreciated.

LATE NIGHT CLUBS THAT CLOSE AT 6AM:

Scratch Dog – Windsor Hotel (Sukhumvit Soi 20)
This is my go to after party club in Bangkok. This club is good until 5am and is full of good girls with a few hookers. Not the easiest place to pull girls, but if you have some game and okay looks, you can usually get a 50/50 closing ratio. This year I’ve been having a VERY high closing ratio with “good girls” at Scratch Dog.

Mixx (973 Phloen Chit Road)*
Always liked this club. Caters to businessmen traveling to Bangkok. Drinks will start from 200 baht (6usd) and the women are pretty good looking. Filled mostly with freelancers wanting around 2,000 – 5,000 baht a night (60 – 150usd). This is my go to late night hooker club.

Insanity – Formally known as Insomnia (Sukhumvit Soi 12)
Still of our top freelancer clubs. Great place to go on weekdays. Weekends tend to be filled with way too many men. Good choice for Sunday to Thursdays.

If the girls aren’t hot enough, start hitting on the staff who are paid to dance on the stages. Don’t tip them, just buy her a drink or two and take them out to get something to eat when the club closes.

Climax (Sukhumvit Soi 11)
Not what it was. The women are getting less and less attractive and is currently only attracting low quality hookers with very few good girls.

Spicy Club (Rong Muang 1)
Only bother coming here when the police are doing their yearly elections and closing down 99% percent of the clubs at 3am. Then everyone will come here. For all other cases, skip this club. Mostly “okay” looking hookers, nothing special.

After 2am, this place will be full of hookers, but nothing in the top tier.

Bossy Club (Off of Sri Ayudhaya)
Pretty much the same review as Spicy Club, except that this place has pool tables.

Bash (Sukhumvit Soi 11)
More bark than bite. This club looks cool but constantly under delivers.

Whip (Thong Lor)
Pretty much exactly the same as Funky Villa. Except later in the night a few attractive Thai girls will loosen up and you “may” have a chance. But expect a VERY low closing ratio.

Liquid (Nana Soi 4)
Don’t waste your time here. Only unattractive hookers from Nana Plaza.

Posted on Gods of Thailand July 7, 2013 in Bangkok, Bangkok Nightlife

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