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Is The Water Safe to Drink in Thailand?

No. Always drink bottled water when you are in Thailand. Depending on how paranoid you are, you may even want to brush your teeth with bottled water, but most people don’t find t...

About Aromatherapy Massages in Thailand

“I’m interested in getting an Aromatherapy massage in Thailand, but don’t know much about it. Can you tell me a little more about this?” Aromatherapy is a popular treatmen...

Is Online Dating in Thailand Worth it?

I’m often asked, “Is online dating in Thailand really worth it?”  Or is it just a scam where website owners get a referral bonus for referring customers. To be hones...

7 Great Places To Meet Good Girls in Thailand

Good girls are everywhere in Thailand.  If you read somewhere that there are only hookers in Thailand, whoever wrote that doesn’t know shit. Thailand has something for everythin...

Only Losers Visit and Live in Thailand

“Only Losers Visit and Live in Thailand” You know, a couple of years ago I would get quite offended when I heard these words and try to argue against them into the wee ...

5 Different Types of “Real” Massages in Thailand

“Dear Gods of Thailand, I’ve never had a massage before in my life. What are some of the different types of massages you can get in Thailand…I’m not interested in a dirty m...

How To Get Over The Post Thailand Depression

This is one article I recommend every visitor to Thailand should read. The fact of the matter is, Thailand is a fucking amazing place.  And if you do it right, you will have the t...

About Patpong Road in Bangkok – Thailand’s Red Light District

“Dear Gods of Thailand, can you tell me a little bit about Patpong Road in Thailand? I know you recommend avoiding this area because of the scams, but I’ve heard some good thin...

How to Meet Guy Friends in Thailand (Not Gay)

Recently I received this email: Your website is amazing and inspiring and has all the information one would ever need to tear it up in Thailand… except how to meet bro buddie...

3 Awesome Schools to Learn to Cook Thai Food in Bangkok

“I want to learn to cook Thai food when I’m visiting Bangkok. Have any recommendation on good Thai cooking schools or chefs?” Thai food is loved around the world for its wond...