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Intro to Koh Samui Thailand – #1 Place to Live Like a God on a Budget

Koh Samui Thailand has often been called the best place in Asia to, “Retire and Live Like a King on a Budget.”  It’s perfect for anyone seeking the “Gods of Thailand” li...

Nightlife, Party Life, and the Women of Koh Samui Thailand

Koh Samui is a large and small island at the same time.  In regards to size, it is Thailand’s third largest island after Phuket and Ko Chang. When it comes to the nightlife of S...

Where to Stay in Koh Samui Thailand – Part 1

In Samui you have many choices of locations on where to stay.  Below is a list of the areas we recommend to stay and the areas we do not. Do Not Stay Near: – Nathon – ...

Thai Bar Girls 101 – What is a Thailand Bar Girl

I remember like it was yesterday, my very first experience with a Thai bar girl… Having never been to Thailand before or knowing much about this country, I was about as naïv...

Plan an Unforgettable Night in Koh Samui Thailand

So you only have one night in Koh Samui Thailand and don’t want to waste it.  What do you do? Never fear, the Gods of Thailand are here for you.  Follow all or some of our adv...

Day Tour of Koh Samui Thailand – What to See and NOT to See

“We did one of those paid tours of Samui and it absolutely sucked.  You were right.” “I know I was right.  But did you at least hike up the waterfalls or see the Big Budda?...

How to turn a Thailand Freelancer into a Girlfriend

Freelance girls are unavoidable in Thailand.  Some are as easy to spot based on how they dress and act, however a much larger majority are far harder to spot. What separates a fre...

List of Adventure Activities for Phi Phi Islands Thailand

If you aren’t too hung over from the night before, the daytime is as much fun as the night in Phi Phi.  Here are a few things you can consider doing: 1- Chill on the Beach You&#...

Bangkok Thailand – The Famous Party City

Bangkok, not only is it the capitol of Thailand, but it is the place where you will find every type of Thai woman imaginable. You like the good girls, this is your place. You like ...

Intro to Koh Phi Phi Don – Thailand’s Real Party and Adventure Island

For those of you who have not visited the Phi Phi islands, you are missing out.  The island has it all: adventure, women, beautiful beaches, great food, and beach parties. Everyth...