2014 Nana Plaza Complete Review – The Famous Thailand Redlight District
In this article you’ll find a complete review of Bangkok’s most famous redlight district for sex in Thailand, Nana Plaza. Also included in this, you’ll find some information on Thailand’s GoGo Guru, Dave the Rave.
So let’s get to it:
Dave The Rave – Thailand’s GoGo Guru
I’ve been in Thailand for nearly 5 years now. And although I don’t go out of my way to meet specific “gurus” in Thailand, I have come across a few in my time here. And one thing that I found is all that of these so called “gurus” will fall into one of three categories:
3- The Real Deal
However, I was looking forward to meeting Dave aka, Dave the Rave. You can check out his website here:
Outside of having a great website about Thailand, he’s been living in Thailand for 15+ years and has been actively visiting and reviewing the GoGo Clubs (strip clubs / brothels) of Bangkok for many years.
So this week I’ve finally had the chance to sit down with him, do some GoGo club hopping, and hit up a night club. And all I can say is, he is the real deal.
Dave the Rave knows just about everything there is to know about the GoGo’s in Bangkok…especially Nana Plaza which is his favorite. Anyways, without any further ado, let’s get to our review of Nana Plaza:
2014 Nana Plaza Review – Bangkok Thailand
If you have never been to Nana Plaza, imagine an outdoor three story shopping mall filled with strip clubs and bars full of Thai hookers.
Out of the three main Red Light Districts in Bangkok, Nana Plaza has always been my favorite for two reason:
1- Drinks are cheaper than Soi Cowboys. (Especially lady drinks.)
2- There aren’t hustlers and scammers in Nana Plaza. The same can’t be said for Patpong Road, which is scam central in Bangkok.
But on the other side of the coin, there is one major drawback to Nana Plaza… and that is the amount of ladyboys. Outside of the 5 ladyboy bars / gogo, it is crawling with freelance ladyboys in the dark alleys near the staircases.
But if you are new to Thailand and not sure how to tell the difference between a Thai ladyboy. Do these two things:
Step 1- Read this guide
Step 2- Simply ask. The ladyboys in Nana Plaza will not try to deceive you. Unlike the ladyboys in Patpong and Khao San Road.
Cost of Sex in Nana Plaza Bangkok
The days of $5 dollar blowjobs and $15 sex is long and gone in Thailand. Below is the “real” and “updated” cost of sex for Bangkok Thailand’s most popular Redlight District:
Sex One Time (Short Time)
Sex Cost: 1,500 – 2,000 baht (45 – 60usd)
Bar Fine: 700 baht (21usd)
Total: 2,500 baht (75usd)
The Entire Night (Long Time)
Sex Cost: 2,500 – 3,000 baht (75 – 90usd)
Bar Fine: 700 baht (21usd)
Total: 3,200 baht (100usd)
So basically, you are looking at about $75 for a quickie and $100 if you want her for the entire night.
(P.S. For those of you who are curious on how much the girl actually makes off this, the girl keeps the entire “sex cost” and usually gets around 300 baht of the bar fine. While the GoGo club she works at keeps the rest of the bar fine.)
What GoGo Clubs Should You Visit in Nana Plaza
#1 Angel Witch (Second Floor)
I’ve been recommending this place for years. Located on the second floor of Nana Plaza, Angel Witch has a huge selection of girls, but that is only part of the experience. Every night starting at 10pm, 11pm and midnight, Angel Witch puts on one of the best “sexy” shows you’ll see in Asia. It’s not a “Sex Show” or a “Ping Pong Show”, but they are exotic and choreographed shows.
I have shown many men Angel Witch, and they all agree that this is the best GoGo Club in all of Bangkok…if not Thailand. The “shows” are what make this place special.
If possible, try to catch the 11pm show, which is their best.
#2 Billboards (Third Floor)
Hands down this is my second favorite GoGo in Nana Plaza. Not only do they have a couple “sexy shows” which can slightly compare to Angel Witch, but they also have a hot tube in the middle of the club with one or two completely nude women soaping up and getting freaky.
(Note, there are two Billboard GoGos in Nana Plaza. Skip the one located on the first floor. I only recommend the Billboard GoGo on the third floor.
#3 Spanky’s (Second Floor / Next to Angel Witch)
The name of this GoGo is “Spankys”, and they live up to the name. Once you come here, you’ll know what I mean. Spanky’s has more than 40 dancers every night and some exclusive dance shows and shower acts.
The spanking and shower acts are what puts this GoGo on my top three list.
#4 Wild Thing (Third Floor)
This is the GoGo that I love and hate at the same time. What I love about it is, they have by far the hottest girls in Nana Plaza. HOWEVER, these girls are coyote dancers, NOT GoGo girls. Which means, they are not available for sex and do not get completely nude.
Coyote dancers have skimpy clothes on and are not “technically hookers”. However, you do have the option to pay a bar fine of 2000 baht (60usd) to take the girl to go party with you…if she agrees to leave work with you.
But if you want sex, you will need to negotiate that on your own. (Note: The typical bar fine for the rest of Nana Plaza is 700 baht (21usd). Which makes bar fining coyote girls at Wild Thing much more expensive.
Wild Thing is a place to get a drink, buy the girl a drink, and enjoy some of the hottest Thai girls in Nana Plaza. If she is fun and you get along, get her number or simply pay the money to take her to go party with you.
#5 Rainbow 4 (Second Floor)
I love the business model of this GoGo club in Nana Plaza. Load up two dance floors with sexy Thai women all night. In fact, this place easily has the most GoGo dancers in all of Nana Plaza.
There are no shows, there really is no sexy dancing. It is just hot naked Thai women packed on the two stages. You point at the one you like, she joins you for a drink, and you can decide if you want to fuck her or just enjoy having her on your lap.
#6 Cascade (Third Floor) – Ladyboy Bar
It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of ladyboys. In fact, I’ve never stayed inside of a Ladyboy GoGo for more than 30 seconds. But at the advice of Dave, I joined him for a beer here.
The design of the club is pretty damn cool, I’d have the say it is the best designed GoGo in Nana Plaza. But if you’ve never seen a ladyboy before, you’ll get a kick out of this club. They have maybe 20 – 30 ladyboys dancing on stage. Some are tall, while others are short. Some still have dicks, while others do not. Some have fake breasts, while others do not.
There’s a lot of variety here and it’s pretty damn interesting to see so many different types of ladyboys all on one stage.
Final Advice About Nana Plaza
There are a lot of GoGo clubs in this giant redlight district loaded with sexy Thai women…in fact, by last count there are around 30 different strip clubs.
A few are awesome!
Some are only okay
While many suck!
Work down this list as you please, but be more than willing to check out some of the other clubs too. There are stunning women throughout the entire place.
Nana Plaza Bangkok is a place that I highly recommend you visit during your trip to Thailand.
Posted on Gods of Thailand January 27, 2014 in Bangkok, Bangkok Nightlife, Sex in Thailand