We are fans of free.
We give away a LOT of free information away on this website and in our free ebook, “25 Things You Must Know Before Coming to Thailand”. We do this because we genuinely like helping people and we know that people want free information…so do we.
Still, there are some questions that people have about Thailand that can’t be solved through a simple email or two. As much as we’d love to help everyone individually, there’s no way we can continue to grow this website and help out everyone on a case-by-case basis.
So we are now offering the following consulting services…please see below for information about each.
Why Hire Us?
If you’re on this page there’s a pretty good chance that you know who we are and what we do. But just in case you don’t, check out our website some more…we know Thailand.
We will make sure that your trip to Thailand will be: Fun, Safe, and Memorable…no matter who you are.
What Exactly Will You Get?
Option 1 – Email Support:
We answer a lot of emails for free, quickly and directly. Really. A LOT! Most of them are quick questions, interesting updates, or just a quick hello. That’s awesome…and we love responding! From others, we get 18 point emails with follow-up questions that are never ending. We like those emails too, but they end up taking up so much of our time that we can’t give them all the attention they deserve!
This service is best for those who require quite a bit more in their response from us. We will go through your email, point-by-point and answer each question as thoroughly and directly as possible.
This is great for those who have never been to Thailand before and want some help planning their trip.
We will personally answer your email and answer all your questions about Thailand. Whether it takes 30 minutes or 2 hours, he will make sure you have the information you need to make your time in Thailand as great as possible.
Option 2 – One Hour Phone Call:
This is great for those who have A LOT of questions about Thailand and want more of a personal touch. They may want assistance planning a trip or advice on moving to Thailand.
You will receive a one hour phone conversation. You can ask anything you want about Thailand and life living in Thailand.
This one phone call can save you hundreds, if not thousands of dollars as you prepare for your Thai adventures.
One Hour Phone Call
Option 3 – Party With Us in Bangkok:
This is not for backpackers or poor students visiting Thailand. This is for professionals who are visiting Thailand for a weekend and want to have the time of their lives.
If you want to guarantee a truly memorable time in Bangkok, then this is for you. We will meet up with you in Bangkok and personally take you to the best places in Bangkok catered to your personal party style.
From 8pm until 6am (or until you go back to your hotel with a girl or two), We will be with you every step of the way as you experience Bangkok the way it should be. (Note: This does not include the price of alcohol or women.)
Due to our schedule, this is not available year around. Please email us first to verify dates.
Party With Us in Bangkok
Option 4 – All-Inclusive Thailand Party Package (3 Days / 2 Nights):
Prepare for the weekend that you’ll remember for the rest of your life!
This all-inclusive weekend party package is for those who want to show up to Thailand and have everything taken care of for them. Transportation, hotels, and VIP entrance is just the tip of the iceberg.
Now is your time to experience what it’s like to be a “God of Thailand”
We will personally be your guide in Bangkok and Pattaya to make sure you have the time of your life.
Below is an outline of what to expect
Day 1 (Bangkok):
– You arrive in Bangkok. A car is waiting for you at the airport ready to take you to your hotel.
– You check into a 4 or 5 star hotel which has already been arranged and paid for.
– We will meet you at your hotel at 8pm.
– We will take you to the world famous Red Light district in Bangkok. Here you will experience what a real strip club is. Unlike in America, touching is encouraged here. (First few drinks will be paid for.)
– Later that evening we will arrange bottle service at one of Thailand’s hottest clubs where a bottle of Vodka or Whisky will be waiting for you. (Paid for)
– The night isn’t over yet. If you are ready for more once the clubs start to close, we will take you one of the best After Party Clubs in Bangkok. (Paid for)
Day 2 (Pattaya):
– At 1:00pm we will arrange a private car to take you to the “City of Sin”, Pattaya Thailand.
– 90 minutes later you check into a 4 or 5 star hotel which has already been arranged and paid for.
– Time for the world famous Soapy Body Massage that Thailand is known for. (Paid for)
– After dinner at one of Pattaya’s best restaurants, we will show you bar streets of Pattaya. Did someone say Blowjob bar??? (Paid for)
– Later that evening you’ll experience Pattaya’s GoGo bars. Nothing in your life will prepare you for what you will be experiencing. (First few drinks are paid for.)
– If you haven’t gone home for the night with a girl or two. we will then bring you to Pattaya’s most infamous club for hours of drinking, dancing, and whoring. (Paid for)
Day 3 (Pattaya and Bangkok):
– You wake up, get a nice Thai meal, and go for one last massage in Pattaya. (Paid for)
– A car will be waiting for you to take you back to Bangkok. (Paid for)
(Due to our schedule, this is not available year around. Please email us first to verify dates)
Note, this is the ultimate party package where everything is included…excluding the cost of women. The below price is for one or two people. Additional $500 for a third person.
All-Inclusive Ultimate Thailand Party Package (3 Days / 2 Nights)