How to Tell if a Thai Girl Has a Baby – The Thailand Baby Test [VIP]

How to Tell if a Thai Girl Has a Baby
Rule 1, no sex with women who have had a child.  You’re in Thailand, why sleep with a girl who has saggy breasts, stretch marks, and a body that’s not firm…

Life to too short to sleep around with women who don’t have young tight bodies.  Don’t limit yourself by taking just any woman in Thailand, do the “Baby Test.”

The Baby Test:

Step 1 – Ask

Ask and you shall receive.  After basic introductions, simply ask, “You have a baby?”

If she says no or doesn’t answer, move to step 2.  If she says yes, turn and walk away.

Step 2 – Baby Test

The test is simple.  At some point during your conversation, lean in and touch her lower stomach with your index hand.  Look behind you as if someone pushed you and apologize to her.

If her stomach is firm, she passes the test.  If her stomach is not firm, there is a good chance she has had a baby.  If this is the case, turn and walk away.

The “Baby Test” may seem a bit rude, but what’s the point in wasting your time on something you don’t like.  Women with babies tend to be slightly better in bed, but there saggy bodies often are not worth it.

Do the “Baby Test” within 3 minutes of talking with an attractive young woman.  You will not regret it.

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2 comments
  • chris says:
    Thursday, 8th March 2012 at 8:03 am

    ok. Good test. my girl has stretch marks at the side of her hips. the front of her belly is firm as – not saggy or soft. her tits are small.

    i asked her first time and she said no i not have baby and noticed her belly was firm – but i noticed stretch mark at side of her hips also. she is 22.

    However – now the relationship is strong – she asked me would i stay with her if she had a baby then she said i have baby – i think maybe she test me to see of i walk away!

    Her story if very inconsistent – she said she was 17 then 18 – maybe 19 and the baby is 3 years old or maybe four she cant remember. then she said i think she is 3.5 years old haha.

    she told me once she had an illness which hospitalize her for some while and she was eating rice soup – she said she used to be chubby and lost lots of weight therefor thats why the stretch marks are there. her sister look exactly like my girlfriends mum.

    maybe this is a test to see if i really do love her no matter what – we did have arguments earlier that night. then she told me no she lie she think crazy now she wont tell me if she has or does not have.

    what you think?

    Reply
    • Kings of Thailand says:
      Saturday, 10th March 2012 at 8:32 pm

      Interesting…

      But I guess if you like her, it really doesn’t matter whether she has had a baby or not.

      It’s not that I don’t like girls who have had children, it’s just that Thai women are small in general and when they have a baby, it often destroys their tight body.

      Most of the “poor” Thai women who have had babies simply send them to their village to be raised by family. Then work and send money home rarely seeing the child.

      To answer your question, I’d bet she has a child.

      If you’ve been with this girl for a while and like her, it doesn’t matter. That is until she starts asking for money to send to her family. If that does happen, then you have a few decisions to make.

      Have fun!

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