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What You Should Do With 25 Days in Thailand? [VIP]

I love your website and all your great information. A friend and I are coming to Thailand on July 26th and staying for about 25 days. I was wondering if I can get some information ...

How to Tell if a Thai Girl Has a Baby – The Thailand Baby Test [VIP]

Rule 1, no sex with women who have had a child.  You’re in Thailand, why sleep with a girl who has saggy breasts, stretch marks, and a body that’s not firm… Life to too ...

How to Buy Sarms and Steroids in Thailand

This has been a question I’ve received many times over the years. However, without having previous experience with performance enhancing drugs, I steered clear of tackling this t...

How to Survive Corrupt Police Officers in Thailand [VIP Only]

There are some articles I write that aren’t for the mainstream audience. And this is one of them. For all VIP members, if you plan on partying in Thailand – this is one art...

3 Places to Find the Best Russian Prostitutes in Bangkok

I’ve always been a fan of the quote, “When in Rome, Do As the Romans Do” Which for me means.  When in Thailand, fuck Thai girls.  When in Europe, fuck European girls.  And...

What Are Bangkok’s Best Nightclubs for Drugs – Safe to Get and Use [VIP Only]

This is part 3 of our 4 part series about drugs in Bangkok Thailand. In this article we are going to tell you where the best and safe “drug clubs” in Bangkok are. Before I star...

How Much Does Ecstasy, Ketamine, and Cocaine Cost in Bangkok [VIP Only]

This is part 2 of our 4 part series giving you the REAL inside story of drugs in Bangkok Thailand. As always, here is my legal disclaimer: Drugs are bad, don’t touch them, they a...

How to Safely Buy Drugs in Thailand [VIP Only]

Oh, drugs in Thailand. Such a taboo subject, but one that many people want to know about. The fact is, many newcomers to Thailand have been buying shitty quality drugs the old fash...

How to Convince Thai Girls to Have Sex on Camera in Thailand [VIP]

This is a question by one of our readers that I enjoyed so much, I even wrote this post about it. Although I have no desire to be a porn star in Thailand, which I believe is “tec...

How to Fly to Thailand For FREE [VIP]

For many Americas there are two things that keep us from visiting Thailand, time off from work and the cost of the flight. Let’s face it, if you only have 5 days of vacation of y...