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24 Hours in Pattaya Thailand – Party Like a Rock Star – Adult Content

Warning: If you are easily offended by drinking, sex, and prostitution DO NOT READ THIS! Pattaya is named the “City of Sin” for a reason. Only have 24 hours to experience the c...

Pattaya Thailand – The Real City of Sin

Pattaya has been described in many ways: The Real City of Sin The City That Will Destroy You If there were a city designed purely for a bachelor party, this would be it In fact, be...

Thailand’s Full Moon Party – The World’s Greatest Beach Party at Koh Phangan

Ever wonder what the “World Famous Full Moon Party of Koh Phangan Thailand” is all about?  Take a look at this video: Drinking, women, mushroom shakes – it’s all there wai...

How to Get Attention from ANY Thai Woman at a Thailand Nightclub

The beauty of Thailand, you walk into any disco or dance club and instantly get attention from the women.  In Thailand, you are the 10, not the girls. It’s rare, but sometimes i...

How to Tell if a Thai Girl Has a Baby – The Thailand Baby Test [VIP]

Rule 1, no sex with women who have had a child.  You’re in Thailand, why sleep with a girl who has saggy breasts, stretch marks, and a body that’s not firm… Life to too ...

5 Tips for Saving Money in Koh Phi Phi Don Thailand

These are some tips that the members of the Gods of Thailand community have used to save money on Koh Phi Phi Islands. 1- Do Not Book a Hotel or Guesthouse in Advance This tip isn...

Intro to Koh Samui Thailand – #1 Place to Live Like a God on a Budget

Koh Samui Thailand has often been called the best place in Asia to, “Retire and Live Like a King on a Budget.”  It’s perfect for anyone seeking the “Gods of Thailand” li...

Nightlife, Party Life, and the Women of Koh Samui Thailand

Koh Samui is a large and small island at the same time.  In regards to size, it is Thailand’s third largest island after Phuket and Ko Chang. When it comes to the nightlife of S...

Where to Stay in Koh Samui Thailand – Part 1

In Samui you have many choices of locations on where to stay.  Below is a list of the areas we recommend to stay and the areas we do not. Do Not Stay Near: – Nathon – ...

Thai Bar Girls 101 – What is a Thailand Bar Girl

I remember like it was yesterday, my very first experience with a Thai bar girl… Having never been to Thailand before or knowing much about this country, I was about as naïv...