Tips and Advice from the Gods of Thailand

Want to learn about Thailand from the expats and gurus? Here we write about everything in Thailand that you need to know to have the best vacation of your life. Find out about travel, sex, nightlife, hotels, adventure, shopping, activities, and much more.

How to Tell if a Thai Girl Has a Baby – The Baby Test [VIP]

Rule 1, no sex with women who have had a child.  You’re in Thailand, why sleep with a girl who has saggy breasts, stretch marks, and a body that’s not firm… Life to too ...

How to Get Attention from ANY Thai Woman at a Nightclub [VIP]

The beauty of Thailand, you walk into any disco or dance club and instantly get attention from the women.  In Thailand, you are the 10, not the girls. It’s rare, but sometimes i...

Thailand Trick – The Cheapest Taxi in Thailand – McDonalds

It has happened to us all and will probably happen to you.  You are woken up early the next morning after a hard night of partying. The very cute Thai next to you tells you she ha...

Thailand Tip – Save Money by Using a Public Taxi in Bangkok Airport

First time I came to Bangkok Thailand I got completely ripped off on my taxi at the airport.  Once I picked up my baggage and walked to the main lobby, I was overwhelmed by taxi d...

Thailand Tip – Save Money by Using a Taxi Meter

This tip will not work in all places.  However, it will save you money in Bangkok and Pattaya. The tip, always use a taxi meter.  Never negotiate the price with the taxi driver. ...

Tip – McDonalds is Always the City Center in Thailand

Traveling to a new island or new city in Thailand?  If so, the next question is where to stay and where to go party. Use this little trick we have learned.  Every major town in T...