Tips and Advice from the Gods of Thailand

Want to learn about Thailand from the expats and gurus? Here we write about everything in Thailand that you need to know to have the best vacation of your life. Find out about travel, sex, nightlife, hotels, adventure, shopping, activities, and much more.

How to Get Attention from ANY Thai Woman at a Thailand Nightclub

The beauty of Thailand, you walk into any disco or dance club and instantly get attention from the women.  In Thailand, you are the 10, not the girls. It’s rare, but sometimes i...

How to Tell if a Thai Girl Has a Baby – The Thailand Baby Test [VIP]

Rule 1, no sex with women who have had a child.  You’re in Thailand, why sleep with a girl who has saggy breasts, stretch marks, and a body that’s not firm… Life to too ...

How to Buy Sarms and Steroids in Thailand

This has been a question I’ve received many times over the years. However, without having previous experience with performance enhancing drugs, I steered clear of tackling this t...

7 Biggest Scams in Thailand That Can Be Avoided

Like all countries in the world, there are scams designed to cost foreigners money. Thailand is no different. Here are some of the most common scams in Thailand and how to avoid th...

How to Find the Best Soapy Massage Parlors in Bangkok

We’ve written many times on this website talking about the amazing soapy massages in Pattaya. But we’ve only briefly touched on the very nice options to be found in Bangkok. In...

How to Survive Corrupt Police Officers in Thailand [VIP Only]

There are some articles I write that aren’t for the mainstream audience. And this is one of them. For all VIP members, if you plan on partying in Thailand – this is one art...

Best Way to Compare Hotel Prices in Thailand and Asia

Hey Guys, This is just a quick tip on how to save money booking hotels in Thailand and Asia. For the longest time I was recommending Agoda.com this.  But finally there is a pretty...

How to Have Multiple Girlfriends in Thailand…Without Getting Stabbed

Dear Gods of Thailand, So I have a problem. I’ve been living in Thailand for 6 months and I find it is very difficult to juggle more than one girlfriend. The girls will come over...

Do You Need Any Vaccines Before Visiting Thailand?

Hey Gods of Thailand, I have a quick question for you. I’ll be traveling to Thailand later this summer. Are there any required vaccines I need to get done before visiting Thailan...

How to Avoid ATM Fees in Bangkok Thailand

When I first came to Bangkok over 5 years ago, there were no such things as “ATM fees in Thailand”.  The only fee you received was the one from the bank that issued your credi...