What is Thailand’s Rule of Three?
During my latest trip to America, I found myself having to explain Thailand much more than my previous trips.
Which isn’t the biggest deal in the world, that’s just a side effect of www.GodsofThailand.com becoming more and more popular.
Outside of all the stupid questions like, “What do you do all day when living in Thailand, just fuck prostitutes?” I had to explain Thailand in easy to understand terms that bypass American stereotypes.
To explain Thailand a little better, I will introduce you to, “Thailand’s Rule of Three”:
-The cost of living in Thailand is one third the cost of most countries.
-On a hotness scale of 1 – 10, if you are a 6 in America, then you are a 9 in Thailand. Just add three to the classic 1 – 10 scale. (Note: The scale maxes at 10.)
This doesn’t mean that you can always take home 9s and 10s, but it means you have a much better shot here than in your home country with A LOT less work involved.
-If you talk to three different girls, you can easily fuck one of them.
-One out of three girls that you meet in clubs will be a prostitute either by employment or by freelancing. (This is actually dependent on the club you are at. But a good rule of thumb at most of the clubs that foreigners visit.)
In most of the world, prostitution isn’t as forbidden as it is in western Christian based cultures. If paying isn’t your thing, just find a different girl.
-If you can control it, have at least three people in your group when you go out to party. This is one case where more is merrier.
-Three hours is all you need to take home most good girls in Thailand.
Yes, this is a promiscuous country.
-You need to stay in a single location for a minimum of three months before you get the feeling of actually living there.
And of course my favorite…
*A threesome is much more fun than a twosome!
These are just a few examples of “Thailand’s Rule of Three”
Posted on Gods of Thailand October 16, 2011 in Not a Blog, Thailand