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How Much Does a Thai Hooker Cost in Thailand?

This is one of the most asked questions I receive when I travel outside of Asia. Although there are more than enough “good girls” in Thailand to satisfy even the most vivacious of men, the art of “whoring” in Thailand is amazing.

This post will focus on the later…

“How Much Does a Thai Hooker Cost?”

There is no one answer to this question because there are many different types of hookers in Thailand.

As mentioned on this website, there are many different types of “working girls” in Thailand.  You have bar girls, GoGo dancers, massage girls, and freelancers.

Prices will always vary on the situation, but these are solid numbers you can use as a guide.

We will focus of the four main types of hookers:
- Bar Girls
- GoGo Dancers (Strippers)
- Freelance Girls
- Escorts
- Massage Girls

Note: For most girls you have two choices, short time or long time.  Short time is when you have sex once and she leaves.

Long time is for the whole night.  She stays with you until the next morning / afternoon.

A quick currency conversion, one US dollar equals 30 baht.  

How Much Do Thai Bar Girls Charge for Sex?

Recap, bar girls work at a bar.  They have two fees, the price of the bar fine AND the price of sex.  Click here to learn more about Thai bar girls

Bar Fine:
Usually between 300 – 1,000 baht (10 – 30usd) depending on the bar.  Most small to medium sized bars are 300 baht.

Sex Charge:
One fuck (aka: short time): Between 500 – 1,500 baht (15 – 45usd).

All night (aka: long time): Between 1,000 – 2,000 baht (30 – 60usd).

If you are an older man, you will be charged on the higher end of this scale.

How Much Do Thai GoGo Dancers Charge for Sex?

These girls are the hardcore professionals.  The establishment she works at will have a flat fee for any man.

If you have never been to a Thai GoGo bar, it is just like European style strip club.  Except for the fact that you can have sex with the girls.

As with bar girls, GoGo dancers have two fees, the bar fine and the cost of sex.

Bar Fine:
Usually between 600 – 1,000 baht (20 – 30usd).

Cost of Sex:
Short time: Around 2,000 baht (60usd).

Long time: Between 2,000 – 4,000 baht (60 – 120usd).

How Much Do Thai Freelance Girls Charge for Sex?

Recap, freelancers girls are not associated to any bar or club.  They use freelancing as their main source of income or a secondary source of income.  Click here to learn more about Thai freelancers

Since they are not associated with a bar, there is no bar fine.  There is only the fee paid for sex.

As with bar girls, they charge by short or long time.  However, freelancers vary in price more than any type of girl in Thailand.  Depending on what you look like, how you talk, if she “likes” you, and the time of the night – the price will be very different.

Sex Charge:
Short time: Between 500 – 2,000 baht (15 – 60usd).

Long time: Between 500 – 4,000 baht (15 – 120usd).

Click here to learn how to negotiate with freelance girls

How Much Does A Thai Escort Cost of Sex?

A professional Thai escort will not be your cheapest route for sex in Thailand, but it can often be the best.  Many escort companies in Bangkok take pride in making sure their women will take great care of their clients.  Their philosophy is simple, “You get what you pay for”.

Thai Escort Sex Charge:
Short Time: 5,000 baht (150usd for two hours)

Long Time: 12,000 baht (350usd for 24 hours)

Here is one of the best escort companies in Bangkok Thailand

How Much Do Thai Massage Girls Charge for Sex?

There are two types of massage girls, standard massage girls that up-sell for sex (or happy ending) and body massage girls who are required to give sex as the package paid for.

Massage Girls:
Only short time is offered.  The massage will cost 300 – 500 baht (10 – 15usd), the up-sell will range from 300 – 2,000 baht (10 – 60usd).  Prices will vary per person.

Body Massage Girls:
Only short time is offered.  If you’re in Pattaya, the price is 1,900 baht (60usd).  Add a thousand baht if in Bangkok.  Price is set by the establishment which is the same for every man.  (Note, you can often get a discount if you take two girls at once.)

If you’ve never done it before, take a body massage or two.  It will not be regretted.

Now that you know what the range of cost is each type of hooker costs in Thailand, below is the price most men pay for sex (long time):

Bar Girl:
2,000 baht (60usd) + 300 baht (10usd) for bar fine

GoGo Dancer (Strippers):
3,000 baht (100usd) + 600 baht (20usd) for bar fine

Freelancers:
1,000 baht (30usd)

Massage Girls:
1,500 baht (45usd)

Posted on Gods of Thailand April 11, 2011 in ,

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Seven is the founder of Gods of Thailand and Gods of Asia which are websites dedicated to teaching men how to have the best time in Thailand without the bullshit. He created the most extensive Thailand VIP Membership Program to do just this. In addition, Seven has written numerous Thai Guide Books to help travelers just like you.

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96 comments
  • Kai Thompson says:

    Hi Seven

    Was planning a trip to Bangkok and want to stay at the Hyatt. I didn’t see it on your preferred hotel list. Is it any good?

    Thanks as always

    • Historically the Hyatt is a solid hotel but I’ve never stayed in their Bangkok branch.

      My advice is to double check to make sure it is “guest friendly”. Give them a quick skype call and ask if there is a fee if you bring a guest / girl to your room.

      -Seven

  • AussieTraveler says:

    Great site and productive comments too. Im only going to Bangkok for one night so need to make a correct decision. Quick question. What is classified as a ‘long time’? If I pick up a girl at say 10pm does that mean she stays till 8am? What if I pick her up at 1am? Haven’t seen a definition of time. Thx

    • Glad you found the website helpful.

      In “most” cases “Long-Time” means until the morning where you both wake up. Basically, she sleeps over at your place. This can start at 10pm or at 5am depending on when you met her.

      “Short-Time” means that you fuck once, she gets dressed, and leaves.

  • Joshua says:

    I’m afro-american with dark skin, is there racism in Thailand?
    Is there any reluctance when it comes to black men?
    thank you.

  • james says:

    I need short time girl in bangkok.i need to know where i get the girls who will charge 300 -500 bath

  • Butch says:

    This sounds GREAT…I’ve been to Mexico many times and have had some great times….. BUT I have always wanted to go Thailand. I travel to China on business and will go to Thailand or Philippines the next time…. ONE QUESTION about Thailand laws and the ACTUAL street laws…. WHAT’S the age for sex..??? In Mexico, each area has different age limit… Some as young as 14 yrs old are legal and everywhere is 18 yrs old…. Talk about that please….. Thanks for your insights and sharing with us….

  • BARRA says:

    CONTACT NUMBERS OF HOOKERS IN THAILAND

  • harley says:

    hey question, do the same prices apply for girls? or do they charge girls more?

    • I believe so….if you can find the right girl. Many Thai hookers won’t go with women. (Unless you go with the hooker and her friend. This is probably the best and easiest way to set up a 3 some. Just have her pick the third person.)

      • harley says:

        Oh that’s interesting, any clue why that is? not that i mind getting 2 girls lol

        • To be honest, I’m not quite sure. Thailand has no problem with people being gay. But there doesn’t seem the be the “college experimenting” phase where a Thai wants to try a threesome with a guy and a girl at the same time.

          Their “college experimenting” is more about, “I want try to have sex with a farang (foreigner) to see what it is like”.

          Just a weird idiosyncrasy of Thailand

          • harley says:

            Well i’ll try my luck, i’m hot and a smooth talker i’m sure it won’t be to hard to get a girl at normal price :) thanks for the info anyway.

  • jake la says:

    I have so updates on this matter, came back couple of weeks ago from patong phuket…the prices have gone up actually and most of the gogo bars cost practicly the same :

    Diablo : has many nice girls, 2200 for the girl and 600 bar fine.. lady drink around 280, she ll stick 10 – 15 min where u can touch her.

    Rock hard not worth it barely 7-10 girls

    Suzy wong: 2800 baht total damage nice girls inside

    Freelancer at hollywood most of them asked for 2000 baht long time.

    As for russian girls, it s nice to look at them, they ll insist on tips but u can dismiss them, most drinks on the meny are around 280 baht, ladies around 350…. one of them asked for 6000 baht for 2 hours, most of them won t go back with u btw none of them is russian they are all ukranian… If the girl insist on tip tell her u like another girl and u r waiting on her. Happy mongering everyone

  • DAAB... says:

    Yeah…

    For me ? Only the a go go girls…

    And… Someday ? Yeah… Not a bad idea to try a body massage with 2 girls…

  • Ajarn Korat says:

    Hi,
    Good site with great info! I’ve lived in the LOS for a year and a half and feel you are spot on with your advice. My only complaint is that I have had trouble finding the cute MILFs to take home, if I’m at a girlie bar or some massage places. I have a fetish for the middle-aged Thai “Mrs. Robinson” type, so sometimes I have trouble finding a good selection of somewhat older women. Any future advice on that might be cool! Thanks.

  • Adam C says:

    I remember reading somewhere that after 1-2 happy endings, the girl will consider the job finished? So why don’t you rub a few out before you go get the massage so when you actually cum with the girl, you will be shooting blanks and you could keep going the full allotted time?

  • John Rennie says:

    I’m ancient so I pay more. How much more? Are there willing lasses ages 30/40? Do I need crutches?

  • Interestedcouple says:

    Hi,
    We are considering a trip to Thailand in the near future. We are a male/female couple who like to play with other girls. Do the girls there do threesomes? How would that impact the cost?
    Thanks

    • Thailand has something for everyone, and this shouldn’t be a problem. Note, some girls may not be down for this, while many others will be. As with many things in Thailand, money talks.

      If you are a fun couple to hang out with, the girl may not even charged extra for the threesome experience. However, some other girls my try to double the cost. For something like this, there really isn’t a set cost unless you do it at a soapy body massage.

      I recommend that you be upfront with the girl and tell her what you want. If she is down for it, you’ll know right away. If not, move to a different girl.

      Your options are:
      Bar Girls
      GoGo Dancers
      Escort Agencies
      Freelancers

      Hope this helps,
      -Seven

  • kumudu says:

    I want to know about body to body massage in Pataya.how is ending.how can i take a girl for that. if female person can take a Thai girl to body to body massage. how much price. i like to see videos reall body to body massage. if is possible to do sex during body to body massage.

  • Batc says:

    I have a fetish of filming (videotaping) naked girls and sex.
    Is it possible to film a show (for money)?
    Is it possible to have a couple having a private sex show for me while I film them? If it is, what is the best way to achieve the couple and their consent?

    • Hey Batc,

      Most Thai girls are not too keen about being filmed. However, money does talk.

      I’m not sure about the details, but I’ve been told more than once that it’s illegal to make porn videos in Thailand. (I haven’t taken the time to personally verify this, but keep this in mind.)

  • jake la says:

    Hello, first of all i want to thank you for the precious info… i am heading to patong soon, i traveled to a lot of sin cities but first time in Thailand, i feel it s a lot different then eastern europe or South america… I have 2 questions , do you think it s a good idea to take bar girl or go go girl early at night around 9.30 for a short time then head to clubs try to meet a tourist or a freelancer after? In another post you mentionned you only liked hollywood and tiger in patong, what about seduction, is the true you can get you fancy bottle of alcohol with u to the club and pay the club a charge and for the mixers? Thanks a lot

    • Hey Jake,

      1- Many guys differ on this. If I’m on vacation, I’d probably warm up by fucking a girl around 9pm and then party. However, nowadays, I’ll just start parting around 11pm and take home the lucky girl around 5am.

      2- I wasn’t that impressed with Seduction, but maybe I went on the wrong nights. Don’t limit yourself to only Hollywood and Tiger, but use those as great backup spots if you don’t find anything better.

      There are attractive girls everywhere, and everyone likes something different. I’ve just constantly had the best time in Phuket at Hollywood and Tiger, which is why I recommend them.

      3- Most clubs won’t let you bring in a bottle. You will need to guy a bottle at the club, which is what I always recommend in Bangkok, Phuket, and Pattaya.

  • Yaser says:

    Man, your website is so good, Thanks
    im going to leave to Phuket day after tomorrow then i will visit Bangkok both for business but, planning to make the night for myself
    one simple important question, How about health issue I mean how can I make sure that the girl that im goign to take with me doesn’t has a “Contagious disease” ? do they have health certificate like Netherlands Hookers ?
    then, since i’m still a young man where i can find some foreign girls who looking for fun like me ?
    Thanks buddy

    • Hey Yaser,

      There is no certificate of health that the girls get in the brothels of Thailand.

      Many of the girls will tell you that they check for HIV every 1 – 3 months, but this mostly bullshit. The chances of catching HIV is not nearly as high as many think it is, but catching something like chlamydia is almost guaranteed if you don’t wrap your cock up.

      My advice is always the same,

      “Bring your own condoms and go fuck wild!”

  • harry says:

    hi, i do wish to visit Bangkok. but i wish i could find some good friends there first, who can help me in my first visit. but as i had gone through ur comments and observations it seems to me every thing here is paid. is it so.. or can i have some god frnds for ever.

    • Hello Harry,

      Yes, we do run tours which do cost money. If you are a VIP member, I’d be more than happy to meet for a drink or two if I’m in town. But I unfortunately don’t have the time to meet up with all of our visitors. If I did that, I don’t think I’d have a sober moment for years.

      Come to Thailand, be friendly, and you’ll meet friends along the way.

  • John says:

    Hi,

    We are planning to visit Phuket by first week of September. we are 3 Bachelor guys :) I would like to know how is the weather in September? And also for the during off season time how is the nightlife and cost of girls. Will there be any differences? Do you suggest any better places like Bar,clubs to pick up some good looking girls in Patong? I hope you can help e with my queries :)

    Thanks in advance.

  • Jimi says:

    hi,
    Is it safe to take them back to my hotel where i live?(in the case of stalkers and god knows what they can do afterwards..)

    nice site btw :)

    • Hey Jimi,

      It’s very rare that a problem will happen. Although my advice is always safety first. Always use the safety box located in your hotel for your passport, wallet, and valuables.

      Out of all the years I’ve been in Thailand and all the men I’ve met along the way, I’ve only personally known one guy who was robbed by a Thai hooker. (But such instances are very rare. Not to mention, many hotels will require that your Thai girl leave her ID at the reception before you take her to your room.)

      As far a stalkers, don’t give it much thought. Once again, it “may” happen. But is such a random occurrence that it isn’t worth much thought for the standard Thai traveler.

      Enjoy paradise,
      -Seven

  • Chris says:

    Hi,
    How is the English over there? How do you communicate with the girls?

    THanks

    • Hey Chris,

      The English is a hell of a lot better here than in Brazil or Argentina.

      You’ll have no problem partying and traveling through Thailand without knowing a single word in Thai. Most taxi drivers, travel agents, hotel staff, and restaurant staff will speak some English. Knowing Thai is really only needed if you are living here and want to live cheap in the poor parts of the major cities or in some farming village.

      It’s helpful, but definitely not needed. I’m far from fluent and I’ve lived here for years. For me personally, it’s not needed and I prefer college educated women who can speak English very well.

  • dave says:

    Hi,

    thanks for the great info. I’ll be in Bangkok next month, staying at Nana area.

    You state that LT price for bar girls are lower than freelance street walkers. But from a few other web sites and review by travellers, it’s the other way round.
    Can I really get long time from bar girl at 2000baht?

    What if she wants to accompany me for day tour. Do I have to pay her for her time?

    Thanks and warmly,
    Dave

    • Hey Dave, thanks for your question.

      The prices of freelancers can either be drastically lower or higher than the price for bar girls. The reason for this is, freelancers set their price. While bar girls and gogo dancers typically have a set price to go by.

      I’ve taken freelancers home for 500 baht, while other times in Bangkok I’ve been hit with 10,000 baht for LT. However, the standard price for hookers (freelancers / bar girls) are usually between 2,000 – 3000 baht. (4,000 baht + bar fine from some GoGo dancers.)

      Some clubs like Mixx, you can expect the price to be between 3,000 – 5,000 depending on the girl. Or if it’s 5am, you can take most home for around 2k.

      Prices vary, but these are solid numbers you can expect.

  • hulk says:

    Hello kot and thanks for your website
    Someone told me the price for pataya freelancer is about 500 for shorttime is it true?

    • Yeah, that can still be found. However, you aren’t talking about the top tier girls for 500 baht, but these girls still get the job done.

      You can usually find these girls at the late night dance clubs around 5am. Look for the ones that don’t have a guy.

  • Al Barrante says:

    I’m a 53 yr old man planning to visit thailand what can I expect as far as quality of girls and prices, will I have to spend more than average?.

    • Hey Al,

      Thanks for your comment.

      Prices are usually set at GoGo Clubs and Bars, no matter the age or look of the customer. So you won’t be over charged at placed like Nana Plaza or Soi Coybow

      You’ll see the most variety of prices with Freelancers. Places like O-Bar, Mixx, and Insominia can range from 2,000 to 5,000 baht (60 – 160usd) baht a night.

  • Brian says:

    Lol i was told i could buy a hooker for a whole week 7 days for 50$

  • me says:

    ”Thailand is a better place to go for a “sex” F U C K* this site Make my country shit . who do u think u are
    you all shit rabbish social Dammmmm shit

  • Ferdinand says:

    Hi I want to know something… Do this girls allow you to take pictures while having sex? In case they do, do they charge extra for it? I really dream about going there and take back with me some nice memories… thanks

  • Blackdiamond4 says:

    I see you talk about $45 type prices, many web pages I have seen such as http://www.fivestarescort.com/gallery.html

    are on the order of $200 and up to $700

    What is expected to be normal $45 or $200? the women on that site are really hot women is that the difference, what are the $45 independents like, can not seem to find them on a web page?

    • Girls from escort companies, you are paying a premium price. But you are also paying for professionals that know what they are doing.

      You go can out to any club in Thailand and pick up a freelancer for 30 – 60usd, but you never know what you might get. You may end up with the ride of your life, or you may end up with the type that just lay down in a coma. (I’m sure you know the type)

      Don’t base your judgement solely on how she acts in the club. I’ve had the most exciting club girls turn into the most boring lays. While I’ve also had some of my best lays of my life from the most dull girls on the planet.

      For me, I like the surprise.

  • Erland says:

    What are the ratings applied to more obscure sexual activities such as BDSM or different kinds of fetishes? Is this something you can/should negotiate with the typical prostitutes or are there specific clubs you need to go to for that kind of stuff?

    • Tag says:

      I have a foot fetish. When negotiating with the girls, I show them a foot job video on my phone and ask them “Can you do?” I get the girls from any type of bar or freelancers in the night clubs. I usually pick from girls that show interest in me first to increase my chances of having a better time.

  • Alex says:

    Hi, I was just wondering about the hotels in Patong, Phuket. I have noticed most if not every hotel in Patong has security and that they do not let the locals into the hotel. Is this true or is there away around it?
    Much appreciated :)

    • I’ve never had that problem there. But just to be safe, use skpye and call the hotel before you book it. Ask if there will be any extra charge if you bring a girl to your room.

      Most will say it’s not a problem. While others in tourist central may change you up to 10usd to bring a girl back to your room.

  • Mirk says:

    hello, I have few questions. I will be going to pattaya in summer 2013.
    How are prices now there? still the same as you told?
    Is save to have sex without condom?
    Should I use condom?
    Blowjobs without or with condom?
    Is STD very common in Pattaya?
    Any advice on how to aprroach girls in pattaya?
    I’m 19 years old, good looking guy. Will I be able to even have free sex sometime?

    Thank you very much in advance for the answer! Very appreciate your posts, read all.

    • Hey Mirk,

      Simply put, Pattaya is the cities of whores. Expect to wear condoms and to pay for girls.

      You can pull girls for free, but the best looking ones will be whores.

      Use condoms when you fuck. Forget about them for BJ’s.

      Prices are slightly higher now than in the brief guide that I write a couple years back. But you can pull freelancers from Insomnia club for around 500 – 1000 baht a night (15 – 30usd).

      • Raj says:

        now freelancers cost min. 1000 thb on walking street.

        you can save on hotel cost (share a room or keep a low cost hotel) because hotels are also available for 200-300 thb for 2-3 hrs nearby which freelancers know..

        • Raj says:

          also in go-go bars there is a system of buying your drink & lady drink; (your drink may cost 50 – 70 THB; and lady soft drink may cost 100 – 150 THB); and one of the girls you pick up, sits with you and you can have fun (she is mostly in bikinis) and you can give her tips (20-100 thb) if she entertains you and this can last for 20-30 min..

  • Jay Jones says:

    I never went to Thailand to pay for sex, but I did marry a woman from Thailand. She said that she used to work as a prostitute on the street in Bangkok in the late 1990s. She also said she must have slept with over 2000 men.

    Just so you know, I have no problem with that, because if you go there and pay for sex, the woman probably had close to that many men also.

    However, now that I am married to her, it is free. Well other than the costs of being married. The best sex I ever had is the sex i have with my former prostitute Thai wife.

    Just wanted to tell you all if you do make it to Thailand, you will not be disappointed with the sex you get from the women there.

    • Yep, I agree entirely with what you have to say. Most of these “hookers” have been with well over 1000 men.

      How ever people feel about this, you can’t argue how nice a “little” experience from your woman can be. There is something to be said about a woman that “knows” what she is doing in the sack.

      My only advice is, before you turn her into a girlfriend or wife, get a thorough STD test.

      -Seven

  • Bezilax says:

    I’m traveling to Thailand for a few weeks over the summer. (off season as I under
    stand)

    Here’s my burning question…. What about gangbangs and full on swinger style parties? I know in Europe they throw a good deal of “gentlemen’s parties”, but I have only seen one piece of info on a “sex party” while surfing……. and it was a news article saying they got busted for this, that and the third.

    A good old fashioned Orgy……

    Thanks guys

    • If you aren’t on a budget, get some cash and go to Pattaya. There fantasies become realities…as long as you have the funds to pay for it. But you will have to arrange it yourself.

      Go to a GoGo club and strike up a conversation with the “mamason” (manager). Tell her what you want and she will arrange it. Note, it also helps if the girls are friends.

  • allen says:

    So say i pick up a girl for the night how would i tell her to take a hike the next day

    • Good question. This is a problem many guys face in Thailand.

      The easiest and most straightforward thing you can do is to tell her the night before that you have to start work at 1pm. So when it is nearing that time the next day, let her know you had a great time with her and will give her a call later. But for now, you need your privacy so you can work.

      Some of the more hardcore clingers may tell you they will be quiet and distract you with a blowjob. But stay strong and true to your word. Or next thing you’ll know, you have a “girlfriend” that never leaves.

  • kash says:

    I went alone so it was kinda bori g my friends cant afford to travel with me and I cant afford to take them along so what wud b the best possible way to get friends there I don’t smoke or drink

    • Yeah, traveling alone can either be great or a lonely experience.

      It really depends on your personality and how motivated you are to meet new people.

      But of course, this is Thailand. If you are traveling alone. Pay for a bar girl or gogo dancer to go hang out with you. Then if you find someone better, switch girls. The bar girl usually don’t mind.

  • kash says:

    hey there this is my first time to b on this site I been to Phuket and Bangkok it was awesome I need to know is it possible to get indian hookers in Thailand how much does it cost

  • Frankie FastFingazz says:

    Heyyyy how you doing huh? So I’m an Italian guy living in Brooklyn, NY. Lets just say i’ve snagged a good share of the Snuzz(pussy) over here, so basically im not ugly….shit…you could even say im an attractive fella.

    Anywho’s, I wanted to know what cities you recommend for hookers in Thai. And what are safe places to pick up non-hooker Thai girls?

    Been thinking about visiting Thailand or Colombia. Its really tough to decide. How are the drugs in Thai? They Cheap? Alls I fuck with is weed, powder,and maybe some shrooms.

    Thanks for the heads up

    • Hey Frankie,

      Thanks for your comment. Here are my thoughts:

      1- Hookers
      There is no better place in Thailand for hookers than in Pattaya. Pattaya is named the “City of Sin” for a reason and is only a couple hour taxi ride from Bangkok.

      The next best place would be Bangkok.

      2- Non Hookers / Good Girls
      Hands down Bangkok is my favorite city for “good girls”. Bangkok easily has the hottest Thai girls and many of them will have a college education. Check out Route 66 at RCA on Friday and Saturday nights. Also, Wednesday nights can be good at Q Bar. (Ladies night)

      3- Colombia vs Thailand
      Colombia is on my list of places to visit next year.

      All in all, I’d say that Thailand is a better place to go for a “sex” holiday due to safety. Thailand has very low crime and you don’t have to worry about the hookers drugging and robbing you. (Which is a current issue in Colombia.)

      4- Drugs
      I’m not going to bore you with the whole thing about drugs being illegal, blah blah blah. I don’t mind a little weed now and again, mushroom shakes are fun on Koh Phangan, and white power isn’t my thing.

      The weed in Thailand is okay. The shroom shakes are great. I hear the powder is very low quality. The “E” pills they try to sell on the beach parties are shit.

      Tip: Never buy the drugs yourself. Getting caught buying drugs in Thailand is very costly and you may wind up in jail. Pick up a bar girl or gogo dancer and have her arrange it. She’ll rip you off, but this is the safest way for tourist.

      *NEVER buy drugs in high tourist areas like Khao San Road and Patpong. Most of the dealers will be working for the police.

      • Frankie FastFingazz says:

        Heyyyy KoT, Thanks again for the quick response. You did me a huge favor and beyond with these tips, especially on the snitches working in Khao San Road and Patpong.

        If there’s one thing us Italians dont like in this world it has to be low life rat scum SNITCHES!!!

        Overall Thailand aint sounding too bad. Matter fact, its sounding like a dream come true. Me and my group of friends are highly considering it.

        Problem is….this one guy in our group keeps saying we shouldnt go. He says the main reason is because in Pattaya, Bangkok, and in Sao Paolo-Brazil there are huge numbers of SHEMALES/Transexual hookers.

        I’ve heard some Nasty stories too about the Trannys,
        -Any tips on how to spot them?
        -Where to stay away from them?
        -The Bars and Go Go girls are strictly females right??
        -If you ask a girl if they a dude, would they get offended??
        -If I punch a shemale thats staring at me is that a crime?

        I mean I plan on getting really fucked up every single night, so my judgement will be a little off as far as choosing hookers. And any Tranny that tries to approach me will be sleeping with the Thailand fishes. Capiche

        Thanks Again Amico (Friend)

        • Timo says:

          Shemales are part of life in Thailand, if you -nasty fake macho- can’t treat them with respect you better stay away or your wide ass will be pounded every night in jail, the place piece of shits like you belong.

        • Raj says:

          They are called ladyboys and are lot in number in thailand. they are respected equally as males and females and people don’t mind their presence. (We get irritated). Many go-go bars have ladyboys. [Funny part is - on the upper body, they have boobs (blown up to look like those with femles, through hormones) and lower side they have instrument like males]. They exist because they are also in demand. many foreignmers – russians take them.. (gay ppl also take them).. there are boys bar (where boys do stripties and girls take them). so everything is possible in thailand.. but best part is – you can ask if the person is girl or a lady boy; and nicely say that you want a girl and not a boy or trans / lady boy.. Just be polite and move away from lady boys.. Its a peaceful country and people are very nice.. easy going..

  • jd says:

    What if I wanted to share a bar girl with a buddy? Will they do that? How much extra would it cost?

    • 99% of the time…YES.

      The price will usually be around 500 – 1000 baht (15 – 30usd) extra. But then again, some will do it for free.

      Sex for bar girls and GoGo dancers is nothing to them. To quote a friend, “Sex to a Thai girl is like taking a shit for us. There is no emotional attachment. It’s just part of a daily routine.”

  • James says:

    Hi, I’ve read many of your posts, but couldn’t find something about getting a girl/bargirl to accompany me for more than a day, actually for 1 or 2 weeks of my trip to Thailand (this august),
    Of course, everything can happen, but do you think it’s likely to happen? (I’ll land in Bangkok and fly to Samui a few days later, so would a Bangkok worker agree to follow me or is it too much.. ?)
    thanks

  • alex says:

    KOT, what if i was interested in getting two girls at once, or even three? Is this kind of thing possible? It seems that anything in thailand is possible. If so, how much. Me and my two buddys are planning a 4 month trip to thailand starting in november and we’re just trying to think ahead.

    • It’s more than possible, it’s something that you should do all the time :)

      Basically, if you meet a bar girl or a gogo dancer, just tell her you want more than one girl for tonight. Most of the time she will bring a friend to you that she is comfortable with.

      You can also do it at a soapy body massage easily. All you do is pick out two girls that you like.

      Freelancers will be a little more difficult in Bangkok. However, in Pattaya it’s as easy as asking for it.

  • jamauri says:

    Why pay for pussy when if you good looking guy they will want you..I never paid for shit when i was there they was all on me i am not best looking supermodel type but i am attractive

  • Ali says:

    One time as well our driver took us to a brothel (which you don’t talk about in this article), that was pretty horrible. The girls there looked sad, there was nobody else there, it was really quiet.

    Perhaps these are the places the locals go… they had rooms there, and for a short period of time it only cost 500 baht witha girl.

    • Yep, that seems to be one of the places that the local Thais go to. Probably full of Burmese girls who are little more than slaves.

      Not my style at all…

      What people forget is, prostitution is far more prevalent among in Thailand among Thais than foreigners. And Thai men are not known for treating women well.

      • Raj says:

        You have not mentioned about Fish Bowls..
        A large number of beautiful girls (around 50 – 60) are lined up behind the mirror (the hall is seperated in two parts; one where girls sit on steps / auditorium kind of sitting and other, where customers come & view & select the girls). The package in pattaya is 2000-3000 THB for 1.5 hrs (Bangkok – 2500 – 4000 thb). they give you shower, bubble bath, soapy body massage and then followed by sex (1 shot)..
        this is awesome.

  • Ali says:

    So I spent a lot of time in Thailand as a teenager, I never really had to pay for sex, as you’ve said its super easy to pick up girls.

    In fact, once, me and a friend slept with some hookers at their apartment, then they basically threw money at us to ensure we had enough money for a taxi, they gave us 300 baht, which was way to much. Hah – so we actually got paid by some prostitues to have sex…. huh.

  • jim says:

    Never been and I’m going soon…cant believe how the prices have gone up in the last five years…

  • Thank mate, you have given some valuable information. It is always good to count the eggs before they hatch.,,lol