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Seven Answers Your Thailand Questions Here

Have a question about Thailand or want to know how to live like a king in paradise? Send us an email and your questions will be answered Gods of Thailand style in the section of our website.

Should I Carry a Knife for Safety in Thailand?

As many of you know, I believe Thailand is one of the safest places in the world to travel. (Much safer than many of the cities in the United States.) However, I also don’t sug...

Where Can I Find Russian Prostitutes in Thailand? [Answered]

Lately we have received quite a few emails asking about Russian prostitute’s in Thailand. If you are looking for Russian prostitutes, Thailand is an “okay” place for this. I ...

Should You Have a Thai Girlfriend in Thailand?

Not only is this a question that I’m asked weekly by visitors to this website, but this is a question that I tend to ask myself at least a few times a year. The below is merely a...

Questions About Special Oil Massages in Thailand [Answered]

Couple of questions about Oil Massages in Thailand – if you have already answered them on another post would love a link coz I couldn’t find it… 1) Can you choose whi...

How to Travel Thailand With a Thai Bar Girl – [ANSWERED]

Hi, I’ve read many of your posts, but couldn’t find something about getting a girl/bargirl to accompany me for more than a day, actually for 1 or 2 weeks of my trip to Thailand...

What You MUST Know About “Good Girls” Before Visiting Thailand [VIP]

Dear Gods of Thailand, I get the feeling the ‘good girl’ types usually don’t talk to foreigners much without a short introduction by somebody they know. That is even if you ...

Is The Water Safe to Drink in Thailand?

No. Always drink bottled water when you are in Thailand. Depending on how paranoid you are, you may even want to brush your teeth with bottled water, but most people don’t find t...

Q & A – Why Do Thai Women Like Foreigners Instead of Thai Men?

This will be a short post to answer the question, “Why do many women from Thailand prefer foreigners over Thai men?” Many ignorant people will argue the point that it’s only ...

Q & A | How Do I Get Thai Girls for Free in Bangkok Thailand?

I will come in Bangkok next month. I just want to have fun with girls and shop. I don’t want pay money for girls. You have written about good girls in Thailand, so with this in...

Q & A | What is the Girl Situation on Phi Phi?

Hi there I have been to Phi Phi years ago but took a girl with me. Anyway, just wondering if there are any lady bars there now? My friend and I would prefer to get a girl there. ...