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The Real Man’s Travel Guide to Pattaya Thailand

Welcome to the Gods of Thailand insider guides for Pattaya. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, sexy Thai girls, sex in Pattaya, and much more.

How to Get Real Limousine Service in Bangkok and Pattaya

Hi Gods of Thailand, I’m coming to Thailand with some friends and want a limousine to pick us up at the Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport? Any advice on where I can find a legit Limo ...

Are There Any Good Escort Agencies in Pattaya Thailand?

Hi Gods of Thailand, I have a quick question for you. Are there are good escort agencies in Pattaya that you can recommend? I see a lot for Bangkok, but not many for Pattaya Thaila...

The Best $30 You’ll Ever Spend in Pattaya’s Red Light District

This is a guest post from Rocco, the founder of sexholidayasia.com Pattaya is one of the top adult tourist destinations in the world, with its pristine red light districts and nig...

The Best Dirty Soapy Massage Parlors in Pattaya Thailand

To this day a Thai soapy massage is one of the best sexual experiences I’ve ever had. And I’m not alone in this. Click here to find out about Thai Soapy Massages: Thousands o...

The 7 Best GoGo Clubs in Pattaya Thailand

We often describe Pattaya as the ultimate city built for sex. And once you’ve been there, you ‘ll know what we mean. One of the best things to do in Pattaya is go to the worl...

Travel in Thailand – From Pattaya To Other Major Cities

When traveling to other places in Thailand from Pattaya, there are a couple of things you need to be aware of. 1- The Pattaya airport is nearly 45 minutes’ drive from the Pattaya...

24 Hours in Pattaya Thailand – Party Like a Rock Star – Adult Content

Warning: If you are easily offended by drinking, sex, and prostitution DO NOT READ THIS! Pattaya is named the “City of Sin” for a reason. Only have 24 hours to experience the c...

Pattaya Thailand – The Real City of Sin

Pattaya has been described in many ways: The Real City of Sin The City That Will Destroy You If there were a city designed purely for a bachelor party, this would be it In fact, be...