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The Real Man’s Travel Guide to Bangkok Thailand

Welcome to the Gods of Thailand insider guide for Bangkok. Seven will show you the best nightlife, clubs, bars, hottest Thai girls, sex in Bangkok, and much more.

How to Get Real Limousine Service in Bangkok and Pattaya

Hi Gods of Thailand, I’m coming to Thailand with some friends and want a limousine to pick us up at the Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport? Any advice on where I can find a legit Limo ...

Beginner’s Guide to Sex Tourism in Bangkok Thailand

This may not come as much of a surprise, but there are thousands upon thousands of men and women that fly into Bangkok every month for the purpose of sex. Whether you want to fuck ...

4 Golden Rules for Partying in Bangkok

Dear Gods of Thailand, Next week I’m heading to Thailand for the first time. I’ve read your site multiple times and I know what clubs and bars to visit. What advice can you giv...

Need Help Planning a Bachelor Party in Bangkok – Lesbian Show

Dear Gods of Thailand, Later this month I’ll be in Thailand for my friend’s wedding. We want to throw him a kick ass bachelor party. We already rented a killer Villa, arrange t...

3 Bangkok Nightclubs You Should NOT Visit

I’ve said it many times before, the nightlife of Bangkok Thailand has something for everyone. And as a foreigner visiting Thailand, you can go to some great clubs and pick up ama...

7 Fun Activities in Bangkok that Takes Two Hours

“I’m only going to be in Bangkok for 18 hours. What are some short activities you recommend?” It is completely possible to have fun in Thailand’s capital even if you only h...

What Nightclub has the Hottest Girls in Bangkok?

I’m asked all the time, “Where can I find the sexiest girls in Bangkok? I don’t care if they are prostitutes or good girls, I just want the hottest pussy I can find!” I fee...

The Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok Thailand

“I heard that the Patravadi Theater in Bangkok is a cool Thai experience. Can you tell me more about it?” The Patravadi Theater is the perfect place to go if you are looking to...

3 Activities for Kids in Bangkok Thailand

“I’m traveling to Bangkok with my kids. What are a few fun daytime activities for them to enjoy?” There’s no need to worry about whether or not you’ll find something for ...

5 Best Gay Karaoke Pubs in Bangkok Thailand

“I’m looking for something more than just the gay bars and go-gos. Any advice on where the best gay pubs or karaoke in Bangkok? There are plenty of less wild gay nightlife spot...