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Warning: If you are easily offended by drinking, sex, and prostitution
DO NOT READ THIS!
Pattaya is named the “City of Sin” for a reason.
Only have 24 hours to experience the city of sin and sex? If so, not a problem. Although we recommend at least two nights, you can still have a hell of a time in 24 hours at Pattaya Thailand.
Below is the Kings of Thailand recommended guide to Pattaya Thailand if you only have 24 hours or less:
Check into your hotel. If you take our advice, stay at the “Penthouse Hotel” (http://www.penthousehotel.com/)
This is an adults only hotel. The rooms have ceiling mirrors, a stripper pool, and a sex swing. The mini bar is full of alcohol, condoms, lubrication, handcuffs, and much more.
For those of you who have heard of Penthouse Magazine, if Larry Flint were to design a hotel, this is pretty damn close to what it would look like.
Prices are not that expensive, usually around 1,500 – 2,000 baht (45 – 60usd) a night for two bedrooms.
Soapy Body Massage time. If you’ve never had one before, a body massage is the most perfect 90 minutes you will ever experience. Have no idea how amazing a soapy massage is, google it.
From the Penthouse hotel, take a taxi truck and have them take you to Sabai Dee Body Massage located on Pattaya beach road Soi 2.
When you walk in, you will see a stadium full of Thai girls (aka Fishbowl). Take a seat, order a beer, and check out your options. All the girls are trained professionals and will take great care of you.
Cost: 2,000 baht for 90 minutes.
Late lunch / early diner at the Hard Rock Hotel located on the beach road.
Time to bar hop. Grab your wallet, put on a smile, and walk around one of the many bar streets. Each bar offers something unique and special.
Looking for a “sleezy” but yet an amazing time, check out world famous BJ Bar, Lolitas.
At Lolitas they specialize in two things, beer and blowjobs. Take a seat, sit back, and enjoy the best beer of your life. There are worse ways to spend 15 dollars…
Time for the world famous Pattaya Walking Street.
Here you will enjoy a hundred different strip clubs full of dancing Thai girls. Some are better than others. Here are 3 must see places:
One of our favorite places. Features a nice stage, hot tubs, and beautiful women.
Must see. They put on some amazing sexy “shows”. You’ll have to see it to believe it.
One of the newest and best GoGo Clubs in Pattaya.
This is one place you do not want to miss.
By now most of the GoGo clubs and bars are closed. Go to the dance club Insomnia.
It is here you will find A LOT of freelance and working girls who finished their shift. The music is good, the atmosphere is friendly, and the girls are beautiful.
Time to head to the hotel. If you haven’t already, make your choice. You want enough time you experience her a few of times before you fall asleep.
Have sex one more time and send the girl on her way all the while enjoying the benefits of unattached sex.
Brush your teeth, eat some breakfast, and go get another soapy massage. Make sure to pick a different girl than the night before. Each girl has her individual specialty.